Abusing my holes (earrings wouldn't undo)
If u want to write a story about a character that's just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who's gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.
What if someone barges in, points at said character and scream, “Mary Sue!”
Tell them to come back with a warrant
This reminds me when I was still in the writing phase of my webcomic and I asked a friend if she thought giving my main character additional powers would be too OP and she just said, “who cares, it’s your story, do what you want”
“In this light she could almost be a beauty, he thought.
In this light she could almost be a knight.”
I honestly hate "Underfell" sooo much because in my opinion it fundamentally misses the whole point of Undertale.
"Oh what if these friendly monsters were all evil and edgy instead?" as if the monsters being befriendable instead of inherently evil wasn't the whole refreshing gimmick of the original game. And also missing the nuance that most of the characters in Undertale aren't just "friendly and good", most of them are morally grey and fully willing to kill a 5-year-old for the greater good. It's the fact that they're capable of doing awful things that makes winning their friendship in the good ending so rewarding.
"Oh well it's really just about having fun seeing what the characters would be like with evil villain aesthetics" THEY'RE ALREADY MONSTERS. Sans and Papyrus are fucking skeletons, Papyrus literally acts like a Saturday morning cartoon villain and Sans gets a lot of creepy moments. Undyne wears a spooky suit of armor and has snaggly fangs. Mettaton is literally playing the part of a killer robot. Asgore is supposed to be visually intimidating and takes design cues from the devil. Drenching these characters in a shitty black and red color scheme adds nothing. This whole AU just exists to give people an edgy dom Sans to draw rule 34 of, but like, Sans already had an edgy and dark side in canon. He's a depressed nihilist who only refrained from child murder because a milf told him not to kill kids. There was no good reason for this AU to exist.
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Im feeling particularly murderous about ao3 being down
🐩🩸🐩 New Poll! What were Ramsay’s Bitches? All listed dogs are medieval hunting breeds. Mutt is not an option, that’s too easy.
Beagles
Greyhounds
Irish Wolfhound
Basset Hound (funniest option)
Alaunt (extinct)
Scottish Deerhound
Mastiff
Poodle (possibly later than medieval, but 17th century at latest)
Spaniels (also funny option)
Other (pick an older hunting breed not listed above)
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you have to let "dennys parking lot at 3 am" go. you have to think independently. you have to come up with your own strange places, and indeed your own strange times to be there. there's authenticity in that
school’s basement gym with the equipment littered trough the hallways at 6.34 pm
